All 32 movie Reviews


How to Recognize Aliens How to Recognize Aliens

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Needs to be longer!

Your cartoons need to be longer, sir! If you have more than one "part" of this cartoon, they should be compiled TOGETHER.

Other than that: fan-fucking-tastic. I like how you are animating facial features a little more, also.

And thanks for leading me onto George Carlin from loservillex! I can't BELIEVE I didn't chase up his stuff earlier.



The Crack Deal The Crack Deal

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I can't count how many times I've watched this.

This and 3-Ali. I'm hooked.

I like:

-How the dealer goes "aaaauuuhhhhhmmmmmmm" when he comes out of the dark.

-How the dealer goes "ohh hohh hohhohhhhh" when he smokes the crack pipe.

-The sudden changes in voice and facials, like "CRACK?!" and "THEN FOLLOW ME! HAHAAAAAA!!!"

-The shitty animation and drawings.

-And much, MUCH MORE!

Needless to say, I've seen this way too many times.

I think I'll go and watch it again.



Grim Reaper Show 5 Grim Reaper Show 5

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A shame it has to come to an end.

Matzerath,

This series is one of my definate favourites in this cartoon-viewing realm. The level of perspective of humanity you demonstrate, in this episode particularly, towers far over our planet, off into higher dimensions. Floating penis dimensions, to be precise.

I like Death's indifferent attitude to the final destruction of humanity and his amusement of the extra-dimensional beings' form. I like the War-of-the-Worlds way these penile beings annihilate our sex-driven species.
(Flying killer vaginas would have been all the more sweeter, come to think of it, but they're probably harder to draw.)
Your obsession with sexual organs and bodily secretions of all types is troubling, but at the same time, fucking hilarious.

This episode did not disappoint in any way and I am glad to see a recent work of yours again.

Iain.M



Pink Floyd - Eclipse Pink Floyd - Eclipse

Rated 3 / 5 stars

What a shame.

I was really enjoying this flick until you broke the bubble and self-referenced it with those captions.

The visuals fit FANTASTICALLY with Pink Floyd's Eclipse. With this animation, you captured the idea of the insignificance of humanity against the cycles and forces of nature very clearly, at least for me.
As that plant soared higher and higher, I was thinking "This guy's managed to say so much with so little." And the humans cascading down as the plant grows higher and higher, along with the building up of the song... it was going so fucking well.

... but your style fell because of those captions, as did the humour of the piece. It was kind of like watching The Beach. Enjoyable movie up until the video game part... then down hill.

You would have come much closer to five if you didn't put that "Vote 5" stuff in there.

Anyhow. I liked the beginning very much.



The Cheater The Cheater

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I'm glad I found this.

After watching your New Years Eve one (hilarious, by the way), I had a look at what else you had and I noticed SEPTEMBER, which was one I'd seen before and enjoyed. So anyway.

The graphics were cruddy but it's almost like that's OK. You've managed to turn your crappy drawings into a unique style, kind of like how Marc.M (Romeo_JR) does it.

And the directing was ultra good! All the black fading for the characters whenever they shrink away, how the guy enters a girl's house and leaves with lipstick marks all over his face (i.e: efficient use of storytelling with your images), and much more.

So good on you. I reckon this should have received a much better mark than it did when it was released. At least a high 3 out of 5, on average.

I'm giving it a 5 to make up for the slack (I would have given it a 4).


dookiemoole responds:

thanks for the real long review. You seem to be one of the people who actually GET one i'm trying to do with my cartoons, even though you only saw this other then the new years and september


Sweet Mother of Vartan Sweet Mother of Vartan

Rated 4 / 5 stars

A fantastic display of animation skill.

You animate as well as a Disney production. I've never seen a Newgrounds cartoon animated as solidly and coherently as this.
The facial expressions were clear and very comical.

You could tell that the sound wasn't crisp, but you forgive and forget it because of the animation quality.

The plot wasn't as impressive, I'm afraid. The boxer somehow managed to take out that human glob of meat with one single punch, all because of a crack about his mama? It maybe could have worked if the anger possessed the small boxer, like a demon sort of thing- then you'd a good oppurtunity for an ultra-spectacular animation display. Whether or not that is a good idea, I guess what I'm trying to say is the ending was a tad anticlimactic.

But boy the animation was tops.



Internal Fires 6 Internal Fires 6

Rated 3 / 5 stars

The story continues....

Another sexy, exciting and thrill-filled adventure!

How many of these are you planning to make before you get bored of them, anyhow?

Will it stop?

...CAN it stop?

The pointlessness of it all is what amuses me.


csscblackbelt2000 responds:

I agree.

hudreds...millions....as long as I can.

no.

most definetly not.

Same here.


Ghosts Ghosts

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

What a ride....

...it felt like going on one of those crappy, delapidated ghost train rides at that local carnival which just seemed to appear overnight for no reason, where you can see the monsters coming up ages before they pop out at you, where the guys that dress up as ghosts and vampires are so crap at their that they get scared when YOU come around the corner...
ah, good times.

Well, thanks at least for the nostalgia.



A Tribute To An Atrocity A Tribute To An Atrocity

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Ahem...

I find it weird how so many of you get so agitated by something like this. S/he's obviously poking you on purpose to see your reactions. You should be thanking this person for giving you the oppurtunity to "share" your views on the subject, seeing as the majority of you are informed and engaged individuals... this person is giving you a chance to feel better about yourselves, don't you see?

The animation, or should I say pictures, weren't all that great. The ones you drew weren't very detailed. The song at the end was wonderful to hear again- I haven't heard that since.

As my good friend says, "Peace, Love, Solidarity and Friendship to you all." (and I mean that!).


TwoStar responds:

It took 20 minutes to make, and by god the reviews make it all the worth while


No Exit 2 No Exit 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Another classic.

Haven't seen the play myself but if it looks and sounds like anything that in this...

Well done Mr.Rath. Your humour and intellect is unmatched.

One thing though... it would have been satisfying to know what the main guy is in hell for... you know, to release a bit of that dramatic tension...
now it looks like I'll have to do it myself.

...sorry.